The Matchman
One of the more obvious freaks in Dr. Dejection's traveling sideshow of villains, El Burro Bandito is a genetic disaster on a grand scale. His mother was a resident of White Sands, New Mexico, and spent a little too much time around the government nuclear testing sites out there, such that, when her only child was born, he had the head, ears, and general physical carriage of a donkey (there are also disgusting rumors concerning the identity, and species, of his unknown father).
The butt of much abuse when young, he escaped to the wilds of northern Mexico as a teen and became a latter-day Mexican bandito, acquiring a ridiculously thick accent in the process. Trouble with the law south of the border caused him to travel to New York City to seek his fortune, where he promptly enlisted with B.L.A.H. as a suitable meal ticket.
Appearance. His head is that of a tough, cigar-chomping donkey with five-o'clock shadow; he dresses as a turn-of-the-century Mexican bandit with crossed bandoliers, two holstered pistols, a slung shotgun and an absurdly undersized sombrero - a few flies always buzzing about him.