Selena Garbanzo is, of course, a currently popular singing sensation, the authenticity of whose minority origins is in directly opposite proportion to the megalocarpous nature of her nether regions. It's not easy being a pop diva, especially when dancing is involved, and especially dancing in the immaculate work boots that have won the hearts, minds and wallets of a generation.
The difficulty increases when one is a secret Government courier as well. Selena often has difficulty balancing the needs of her first career against the needs of her second, clandestine career. The stress can sometimes push her to the breaking point. It can only be hoped that she may find some solace in eventually marrying the man of her dreams -- the noted film actor Bim Bongo.
Appearance. Hispanic and exquisite, with long blonde hair, big clunky boots, tight shorts, a midriff-revealing top and hoop earrings. Her enormous posterior is, in truth, a cleverly concealed carrying case for secret government documents.