The Matchman
This faceless and nameless man-in-a-gray-flannel-suit is the nondescript representative of an equally nondescript government agency -- one so secret that it could be any and all of those that currently exist. Whoever they are, they have a keen interest in keeping the domestic peace and preventing the disruption of the fabric of society by Dr. Dejection and his B.L.A.H minions.
To this end they maintain a liaison with the VALentine Complex and their crack team of superheroes and savants. It is difficult to say exactly where the orders are coming from, or indeed who obeys whom. Rumors abound that the chain of command extends upwards to the office of the President of the United States, and perhaps even beyond that to powers unknown...
Appearance. A younger, moon-faced, dark-haired white man in large horn-rimmed glasses and a conservative gray pinstriped suit - bland and harmless-looking, a storm trooper of bureaucracy.