Bim Bongo

What we have here is a depiction of the archetype of the famous male celebrity actor. Bim Bongo has starred in dozens of movies, television shows, commercials and so on for the past decade or so. His face is well known to the average citizen in the street. He is also the off-screen amour of international Latina pop sensation and steatopygious terpsichorean Selena Garbanzo.

Theirs is a turbulent relationship, as depicted in the third comic script, but it always transpires that they end up back in each other's arms again. With great fame comes great responsibility and stress, so Bim can hardly be blamed for buckling now and again under pressure. With the watchful VALentine team standing by, things will always work out for these two, romantically speaking.

Appearance. A white male around thirty with short black hair and a carefully trimmed moustache and goatee, in a stylish black three-button suit over a white T-shirt - the epitome of hip and chic.