The MatchmanGloom and doom
Wrack and ruin
Secret rooms
Where there's evil brewin'
With his glowing eyes so cold
He's the boss who calls the tune
Dr. Dejection!
Night to noon
July to June
All too soon
See his shadow loomin'
With his iron fist of might
He directs his loyal goons
Dr. Dejection!
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He's the mind behind the madness
In a world that's gone to smash!
He's a debaser of emotions
For the sake of cold hard cash!
If it weren't for our Matchman
Every heart would feel his lash!
From his tomb
Orders boom
'Neath the moon
Anticupids zoom
With his forces on the march
From Bombay to Saskatoon
Dr. Dejection!
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