The Z Song (Z-Girl's Theme)

This song is composed entirely of a spoken monologue, slow and matter-of-fact, deadpan female vocal, against a fairly quick, beat-driven musical background, techno or otherwise as circumstances permit. Day in night out. [This is the core sample and may be repeated as needed throughout, as well as at the end of the song.] B.L.A.H. strikes again. What these super-villainsattempt. Don't these goons ever sleep?Evil never sleeps. So we can'teither. Dr. Dejection must bean Aries. Nah. Tooorganized. And what exactly isthat twisted freak a doctor ofanyway? I won't even lowermyself to the extent of actuallyspeaking the name of his glowinggold bimbo paramour. The way shedresses! Doesn't she have anyrespect for herself as a woman?She should get an original gimmick.That whole apple gag went outwith Eden. And that whole lack of pupilsthing. That went out with BronzeAge comics. I don't know what hesees in her. When I'm right here.Why am I the sidekick? I don'tknow what I was thinking butnow I'm a part of this. And it'sfun being one of the good guys.And gals. Most of the time.Fearsomely effective. That's sweetlittle me, all right. Chalk up anotherwin for VALentine Complex!