Viva Evil! (The Bandito Song)

a thick pseudo-Hispanic accent will be of great assistance in singing this song properly, as well as a quick Latin rhythm section, preferably with conga drums

Some say Viva Vegas
And some say Viva Vargas
And some say Viva Zapata still
And some say Vive
Cuba Libre
But I say Viva Evil!

chorus

Gotta have that evil if you ever want to live
Gotta learn to be a taker 'cause nobody gonna give
When you're lying on the pavement
And you're staring at the sky
Viva Evil is the only way to fly!

I'm here to tell you, mister
That some say Viva Batista
And Viva Eva's close but no cigar
And Viva Somoza's
For losers and posers
But Viva Evil's good wherever you are!

Sing it! etc.

chorus x2