Anybody Got a Matchman? (Matchman's Theme)

How many lonely hearts?
How many downcast eyes?
How many times must lovers part
And troubles arise?

The difficulty of the day-to-day
A world torn apart by endless strife
Where all the villains get away
And nothing left save empty life

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Anybody got a Matchman?
When you really need a hero to see things through
Nobody can do it like he can.
Matchman makes it all come true

Sergeant Striker's got the action
Whenever he dispatches Matchman
Saving the planet from Doctor Dejection
In all his rampant imperfection.

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